affengriffon

The world-renowned indie rock band, <a href="spotify:artist:2eosEr9jLfXrgXfLNxgrck" data-name="affengriffon">affengriffon</a>, was formed in Los Angeles, CA in 1019 due to a clerical error, technically making them the oldest rock band of all time. However, they didn’t begin working on their debut album until over a thousand years later in the year 2020. Channeling the ethos of classic rock, they shred like <a href="spotify:artist:36QJpDe2go2KgaRleHCDTp" data-name="Led Zeppelin">Led Zeppelin</a>, do drugs like early <a href="spotify:artist:0k17h0D3J5VfsdmQ1iZtE9" data-name="Pink Floyd">Pink Floyd</a>, and make love to each other like <a href="spotify:artist:08GQAI4eElDnROBrJRGE0X" data-name="Fleetwood Mac">Fleetwood Mac</a>.

Their self-titled debut album is scheduled to be released in June 2023, and is furthermore scheduled to win album of the year at the 2024 Grammys (<a href="spotify:artist:2eosEr9jLfXrgXfLNxgrck" data-name="affengriffon">affengriffon</a> will not be attending the ceremony because they’re too cool for it). Though they’ve only ever played one live show, they are most definitely a real rock band and demand that you take them seriously!!!!