Bonnie Lola

Bonnie Lola is a collection of assholes. Starting as an artisan coffee roaster on the upper east side of who gives a shit, they decided to quit the business and do something else to avoid the rampant debt they dug themselves into. After a bite from a stray alley dog, Robbie began screaming into a dumpster behind a local Dairy Queen, and despite complaints from the surrounding neighbors, the group thought they could swing the concept as a performance art showcase. Zoe turned her experience throwing rocks off of highway overpasses into rhythm music. Grady played guitar, knowing only an open G chord, and having no other discernible talents to leverage. To date Alec has yet to contribute anything of value to the group. The show relied heavily on confusion from the audience, who in an attempt to appear as edgy hipsters “getting” avant garde art, would accept the group’s dissonant flailing about as high class expression. In 1994, when a woman caught dengue from an airborne splash of gutter water, they were forced to shut down production. Now in their late 60’s, the group mostly keeps to themselves and self produces music the Indy Star best described as “unpleasant.”

In case you're gullible, none of that is true. Our music is self produced.