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Chemtrails Oslo

Data updated on 2025-06-09 15:32:10 UTC
Rock from Sørlandet, Norway with obvious concentration problems, significant learning difficulties, and special needs.
The title of the band's first album, "4Chan-MethRock," made no sense. Except for the fact that it was clear that the guys from Vågsbygd were spending way too much time on the internet and could have benefited from more support at home. Unfortunately, they didn’t get that.

The follow-up album, "LGBT-ADHD-MDMA," at least gave the genre "Toilet Rock" some masked faces to hang on to. This was also the best album of the year, despite a title that was far from cooperative. Chemtrails Oslo is paradoxically the best at most things. Except in language use and cognitive tests. Naturally, they will score low in those.

With the brand new 2025 album titled “Stein Olav Måkestad», it can safely be assumed that despite their best efforts it's gonna be yet another nonsensical and incoherent affair. In stark contrast to its perfect content. Album of the year? Yes.
The band has chosen to bask in this aging glory and is reportedly very pleased with their own efforts.
Chemtrails Oslo don't own a car and only one of them is homeless. None of them carry knives. They are still not allowed.

Genres

: norwegian punk

Total plays

312,135
Updated on 2025-06-09

Social media links

Monthly listeners

3,894

Followers

736

Top Cities

  1. Norway
    Oslo
    455 listeners
  2. Norway
    Stavanger
    65 listeners
  3. Norway
    Bergen
    61 listeners
  4. Sweden
    63 listeners
  5. United Kingdom
    53 listeners

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Most popular tracks

Track Plays Duration Release date
Turbojugend Can Not Be Destroyed
Turbojugend Can Not Be Destroyed
26,111 2:49 2022-09-02
When Morrissey Dies, We'll Have Cake
When Morrissey Dies, We'll Have Cake
21,010 1:32 2021-02-21
Flyddeinnifiddadi
Flyddeinnifiddadi
17,604 1:46 2022-01-04
9/11 Cock
9/11 Cock
16,970 1:16 2022-01-04
Beautiful Indifference
Beautiful Indifference
12,966 2:17 2024-08-23
Balcan Amstaff
Balcan Amstaff
12,756 1:10 2021-02-21
Bad Day
Bad Day
11,173 2:08 2025-01-01
Yesterday Got Kinda Crazy
Yesterday Got Kinda Crazy
9,238 1:19 2024-08-23
Oceans Mean Shit To Me
Oceans Mean Shit To Me
8,671 1:26 2021-03-08
Shark Attack
Shark Attack
8,670 1:24 2022-06-13
Jogging at the Cemetery
Jogging at the Cemetery
8,382 1:08 2022-06-20
Get In The Van
Get In The Van
8,136 1:05 2021-03-07
Enormous Capacity For Fucking
Enormous Capacity For Fucking
7,990 1:32 2022-09-23
Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong
7,617 1:06 2021-03-07
Dwarf Shortage
Dwarf Shortage
7,444 3:36 2021-03-15
Cancer Culture
Cancer Culture
7,349 1:56 2022-02-18
Only the Best For My Penis
Only the Best For My Penis
7,056 1:33 2022-09-23
Ape Rape
Ape Rape
6,873 1:35 2022-09-23
I’m So Disappointed With My Own Ass
I’m So Disappointed With My Own Ass
6,706 1:52 2024-10-11
Cockface
Cockface
6,498 1:34 2022-02-18
Horrible Days For Swingers
Horrible Days For Swingers
6,375 1:30 2021-04-19
The Forrest Drank My Piss
The Forrest Drank My Piss
6,169 1:23 2024-10-11
Let's Spit On Christ
Let's Spit On Christ
6,157 0:40 2021-03-08
Serpent Dildo
Serpent Dildo
5,942 1:22 2021-04-19
Wonder How Karen's Doing
Wonder How Karen's Doing
5,593 1:42 2022-06-20
Throat Yoghurt
Throat Yoghurt
5,401 1:22 2021-06-18
Okay, I'll Do It
Okay, I'll Do It
5,261 1:24 2022-06-13
Chemtrails
Chemtrails
5,050 1:44 2021-03-15
Is This Love?
Is This Love?
5,023 2:05 2022-09-23
Hope is Just Another Drug
Hope is Just Another Drug
5,010 2:00 2025-03-28
Chemtrails!
Chemtrails!
4,964 1:36 2021-06-18
The Wife is Back
The Wife is Back
4,742 1:58 2021-06-18
Why I Don't Love You
Why I Don't Love You
4,468 0:51 2022-09-23
Proud Masturbator
Proud Masturbator
4,100 2:04 2025-04-29
Police This Riot
Police This Riot
3,946 3:01 2025-04-29
Arnold’s Gonna Die
Arnold’s Gonna Die
3,793 1:20 2024-10-11
Tell Me a Story
Tell Me a Story
2,857 4:28 2025-03-07
Evolution Is Not Something To Be Glorified
Evolution Is Not Something To Be Glorified
2,194 3:12 2025-04-16
Girl, I Love You, Ubåt-Madsen Style
Girl, I Love You, Ubåt-Madsen Style
1,882 1:22 2025-04-29
Two Left Arms
Two Left Arms
1,630 2:48 2025-04-29
Fuck, I Dropped Your Baby
Fuck, I Dropped Your Baby
1,278 1:10 2025-04-29
Is It OK If I Tape This Picture Of Macaulay Culkin To Your Back Before I Fuck You?
Is It OK If I Tape This Picture Of Macaulay Culkin To Your Back Before I Fuck You?
1,080 1:20 2025-04-29
Shark Attack - Live
Shark Attack - Live
< 1000 1:35 2023-12-01
Oceans Mean Shit to Me - Live
Oceans Mean Shit to Me - Live
< 1000 2:01 2023-12-01
Cockface - Live
Cockface - Live
< 1000 2:01 2023-12-01
Jogging at the Cemetery - Live
Jogging at the Cemetery - Live
< 1000 1:46 2023-12-01
Is This Love? - Live
Is This Love? - Live
< 1000 3:09 2023-12-01
Flyddeinnifiddadi - Live
Flyddeinnifiddadi - Live
< 1000 2:35 2023-12-01
Cancer Culture - Live
Cancer Culture - Live
< 1000 2:06 2023-12-01
Turbojugend Can Not Be Destroyed - Live
Turbojugend Can Not Be Destroyed - Live
< 1000 4:22 2023-12-01

New releases

Stein Olav Måkestad
Stein Olav Måkestad
2025-04-29
[Vågsbygd Records]
Evolution Is Not Something To Be Glorified
Evolution Is Not Something To Be Glorified
2025-04-16
[Vågsbygd Records]
Hope is Just Another Drug
Hope is Just Another Drug
2025-03-28
[Vågsbygd Records]
Tell Me a Story
Tell Me a Story
2025-03-07
[Vågsbygd Records]
Bad Day
Bad Day
2025-01-01
[Vågsbygd Records]
Greetings from Vågsbygd
Greetings from Vågsbygd
2024-10-11
[Turbojugend Vågsbygd]
Beautiful Indifference
Beautiful Indifference
2024-08-23
[Vågsbygd Records]
Live at GloryHulen
Live at GloryHulen
2023-12-01
[Vågsbygd Records]
LGBT-ADHD-MDMA
LGBT-ADHD-MDMA
2022-09-23
[Vågsbygd Records]
Turbojugend Can Not Be Destroyed
Turbojugend Can Not Be Destroyed
2022-09-02
[Vågsbygd Records]
Jogging at the Cemetery
Jogging at the Cemetery
2022-06-20
[Vågsbygd Records]
Shark Attack
Shark Attack
2022-06-13
[Vågsbygd Records]
Throat Yoghurt
Throat Yoghurt
2022-06-13
[Vågsbygd Records]
Cockface
Cockface
2022-02-18
[976113 Records DK]
Flyddeinnifiddadi
Flyddeinnifiddadi
2022-01-04
[976113 Records DK]
4Chan-MethRock
4Chan-MethRock
2021-06-18
[976113 Records DK]
Serpent Dildo
Serpent Dildo
2021-04-19
[976113 Records DK]
Chemtrails
Chemtrails
2021-03-15
[976113 Records DK]
Let's Spit On Christ
Let's Spit On Christ
2021-03-08
[976113 Records DK]
Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong
2021-03-07
[976113 Records DK]
When Morrissey Dies, We'll Have Cake
When Morrissey Dies, We'll Have Cake
2021-02-21
[976113 Records DK]