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The reigning, defending, undisputed, undefeated distortion champion of the world.
Your favorite musical satirist.
The one, the only, DEMUR.
...Seriously though, who the hell reads these bios anyways? Go do something productive you bum...I mean damn at least shoot me a follow on Instagram and if you’re feeling extra frisky you can DM me saying you wasted 1 minute of your life you’ll never get back reading this entire thing so I can know how much of a waste of life you are.
SERIOUSLY get the HELL OUT OF HERE.
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!!?!
Fine...you know what...I love you. Lets be friends. Do you like cupcakes?
DM ME YOUR FAVORITE CUPCAKE.
Do it.
I like cupcakes.
Your favorite musical satirist.
The one, the only, DEMUR.
...Seriously though, who the hell reads these bios anyways? Go do something productive you bum...I mean damn at least shoot me a follow on Instagram and if you’re feeling extra frisky you can DM me saying you wasted 1 minute of your life you’ll never get back reading this entire thing so I can know how much of a waste of life you are.
SERIOUSLY get the HELL OUT OF HERE.
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!!?!
Fine...you know what...I love you. Lets be friends. Do you like cupcakes?
DM ME YOUR FAVORITE CUPCAKE.
Do it.
I like cupcakes.
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