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CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
🏆 Longest streak: 3 years of "next year’s my year"
🏆 First to Monetize Existential Dread (Royalties: $0.47 Lifetime)
MUSIC RECOMMENDED FOR:
People who are waiting for the apocalypse
Sleep-deprived insomniacs
MUSIC NOT RECOMMENDED FOR:
Anyone whose DNA hasn’t been altered by gas station sushi (you’re not built for this)
People who’ve never licked a 9V battery (you lack the required life experience)
People who’ve never microwaved a fork "just to see" (you lack scientific curiosity)
🏆 Longest streak: 3 years of "next year’s my year"
🏆 First to Monetize Existential Dread (Royalties: $0.47 Lifetime)
MUSIC RECOMMENDED FOR:
People who are waiting for the apocalypse
Sleep-deprived insomniacs
MUSIC NOT RECOMMENDED FOR:
Anyone whose DNA hasn’t been altered by gas station sushi (you’re not built for this)
People who’ve never licked a 9V battery (you lack the required life experience)
People who’ve never microwaved a fork "just to see" (you lack scientific curiosity)