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Mind haunting hooks and bewildering song structures have been known to the state of California to cause a condition known as "Involuntary Stank Face Syndrome"; an all but forgotten ailment that used to be common amongst an emerging community of misunderstood miscreants known as "metal heads". Falcon Haptics' plan is simple: Make America's Faces Stank Again. We've been deprived of meaningful riffs, soul crushing rhythms and the righteous catharsis of sensibility via expertly crafted riff fuzz. Falcon Haptics is here to build, Falcon Haptics is here to destroy. The sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads all agree; Falcon Haptics is a trio of righteous dudes using weapons grade skuzz metal to give Involuntary Stank Face Syndrome back to the masses, where it belongs, the way it's supposed to be, as our lord Diatron intended. ... ALL HAIL.
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