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Before the earth was defiled, the primary method of enlightenment and higher knowledge was to ooze the groove and remove the cosmic slop behind your eye holes
Children, in this age lost, all manners of funky premonition were brought about through universal energy from the deepest plane of cognitive introspection...
But the funk was lost
For millennia, nay eons, not ivory nor steel could properly piece together the lost truth of former prophets
Humanity had all but forgotten about the boogie, but on the precipice of funks final footsteps, ancient forces from the four corners of the universe unified in one final effort to give the funk new life .
On the eve of funk’s final hour, a savior would be birthed to bring about a new era of funk.
Children, in this age lost, all manners of funky premonition were brought about through universal energy from the deepest plane of cognitive introspection...
But the funk was lost
For millennia, nay eons, not ivory nor steel could properly piece together the lost truth of former prophets
Humanity had all but forgotten about the boogie, but on the precipice of funks final footsteps, ancient forces from the four corners of the universe unified in one final effort to give the funk new life .
On the eve of funk’s final hour, a savior would be birthed to bring about a new era of funk.
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