Lefty Jones Band

........ Anyway, the Mustard loves to act crazy, and even if he’s not, well, nobody understands him anyhow. He coulda got over, and shoulda, and he could have been the star of the whole chronicles, but instead, he took a nude model on a canoe trip around the world. Delia Mae is coming from this kinda talk about nude models, at least I think she is. God, I hope so, unless she’s faking it. Anyway to make a long story short, Fred faked being a robot, and then he got language, and even more lazy, and then he came around my house to bother me again. I get up, go to work after a long hard day, walk to the bathroom, brush my teeth, read the morning paper, watch the late show, talk to my fish: Commander Blue-Cheese, and then shuffle off down the highway with a cane and a pack-mule. Other people look at me real funny, but you never do. These people can do these wonderful things; they just do them and they’re wonderful! I just do them, and you trust me to do them. That’s all. That’s what I love about this job, it’s the trust and the devotion. Commander Blue-Cheese is always telling me, kid, he calls me kid, I like you outta water or in, no matter what, you’re still good, you still got it, you’re still the one, you’re still runnin’, you’re still my kind of dill-- you’re dilly, you’re ducky, you’re willy, you’re wucky-woo, you wheely are, wonderfool! : from "The Smiley-Man Chronicles" https://books.apple.com/us/book/smiley-man-chronicles/id423609371