OKINAWA PLANE CRASH

OKINAWA PLANE CRASH, or OPC if you're freaky, is a 4 piece band of miscreants who have been investigated by the Phoenix branch of the FBI's terrorism division and described by an anonymous fan as "literally satan" for "never creating anything of substance". As a band founded in 2019 behind the legendary Tobacco Row house on 4/20 via a blood oath/ suicide pact, their lack of substance is made up for with the occasional reptilian attack, Scott Pilgrim sighting, and thematic love for weed. Despite the efforts of a mysterious alien UFO at one gig, and being banned in Tempe, OPC is still roaming this planet and unleashing riffs that rival the most uncomprehensible of horrors upon the Phoenix area.

Recently, they have unleashed a third, slightly less metrosexual attack on every convenience store down 28th drive. This third album is the complete OPC experience, with the classic unsanctioned celebrity guest appearances, brutal attacks on infrastructure, and deep existential social commentary all rolled into one blunt package. Does the music mean anything? Nothing at all? Maybe. Like a weed store or an Apple store, that's for you to decide.

Watch in awe, terror, or outrage as OPC shatters your backboards at a venue near you, at a date probably soon.