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Why the fuck haven't you touched the casserole I made you? I spent all day preparing it, do you know what it feels like to be cooped up all day in this kitchen? No, of course you don't. You just go down the pub with Simon everyday don't you! I swear on my kids if SHE was there again i'm leaving. Let me see your phone. Then you'll have no issues with me looking then. I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW! NOW, GET OUT!!! *inaudible sobs & wails*
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Has this ever happened to you? Because for the low price of your time and oxygen, opening needle progress has the solution!
Apply opening needle progress' music directly to the source of the problem and within 8 lifetimes you'll be reaping the benefits firsthand! Happiness Guaranteed! (happiness not guaranteed). Simply mail both your time and additional oxygen to ZONE -8A to get started!
side effects may include; death, resuscitation, blinking, tuba-nose, an unprosperous harvest, more teeth then less teeth then normal teeth, visions that Mike Myers is going to try to steal your cutlery, Mike Myers stealing your cutlery, spontaneous condiment combustion, liver disco, inability to remember if Qatar is a nation or a type of gymnastic pose, sad legs, happy nipples, petrol vomit, inability to finish reading full sentenc, denim eyebrows, snippy snorps, mumble rap, continuous involuntary praise for the Amish, abandonment by all but a paranoid seagull called Miles, smelly dreams.
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