Punk Rock Time Machine

In the near future the Repticunts have shed their human skin and enslaved all of mankind, farming humans for their souls. The balance of the universe has shifted to the side of evil. The fate of our universe lies in the hands of the last free man, Clint Spacewood. Through a spiritual ritual Spacewood meets The God Squad who advises him to find their children through the history of planet Earth and gives him the power to travel time. On his journey through time Spacewood assembles his team, finding the caveman Cromagnum Dong, the gladiator Cannabis Maximus, the viking Queef Erinvagg, and the witch doctor Chief Slappinskins. Together they travel time and space slaying repticunts. Now they have traveled to the present and started a punk band. They are Punk Rock Time Machine.

Clint Spacewood:
Guitar/Vocals:
The last free man of the future.

Cannabis Maximus:
Vocals:
The gladiator son of the roman god Saturn.

Cromagnum Dong:
Guitar:
The very first man on Earth and son of the god Crometheus.

Queef Erinvagg:
Bass:
The viking son of the norse goddess Freya.

Chief Slappinskins:
Drums:
Son of the messenger for the gods Kontra and the mother earth Gaia, He is the high priest of the lost Tripyabalzoff tribe.