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It all began when lukewarm drops of water from a low pressure shower head gently caressed my skin as I gazed downwards, unsatisfied, yet complacent amid the rising steam.
Emerging outwards, I was greeted with a sharp drop in temperature. As if the harsh, cold reality of life hit me like a mother’s slap in the face when she discovers that you weren’t at Percy’s house getting on top of your assignment on “The Rise and Fall of the Roman Civilisation”, but instead at the local park with Zakky, using a Gatorade bottle and garden hose in an unconventional way.
Proceeding to wipe the fog off the mirror, I was confronted with a talentless, plain vanilla…beta male. The personification of mediocracy. Though I did notice that I had broad shoulders.
Keen to embrace this mediocracy, I ran to my brother’s room, unfortunately still naked, but with a burst of motivation seldom experienced by my kind. I borrowed his Squire guitar and after hours of half-assed practice I recorded some sub-par songs.
Emerging outwards, I was greeted with a sharp drop in temperature. As if the harsh, cold reality of life hit me like a mother’s slap in the face when she discovers that you weren’t at Percy’s house getting on top of your assignment on “The Rise and Fall of the Roman Civilisation”, but instead at the local park with Zakky, using a Gatorade bottle and garden hose in an unconventional way.
Proceeding to wipe the fog off the mirror, I was confronted with a talentless, plain vanilla…beta male. The personification of mediocracy. Though I did notice that I had broad shoulders.
Keen to embrace this mediocracy, I ran to my brother’s room, unfortunately still naked, but with a burst of motivation seldom experienced by my kind. I borrowed his Squire guitar and after hours of half-assed practice I recorded some sub-par songs.
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