Slugger

A great darkness threatened to consume the land, corrupting the lives and souls of twenty-somethings all across the greater tri-state area, but the benevolent god Gorok had other ideas. Calling upon two of her acolytes (a pair of non-identical twins born three years apart), Gorok bade them go forth and banish the evil with twinkly spells cast from their magic guitars. But this alone was not enough. A world-famous spaghetti-maker from Costa Rica heard of their quest and swore his fealty to their cause. Now he uses his pasta prowess to spew steaming-hot noodles from the bowels of his Jazzmaster, the likes of which few foes can resist. Shortly after, in the heat of battle, the trio heard a great rumble, and the earth did quake and crumble, and a great red giant became visible upon the horizon. Had the tides turned? Was the battle lost? Nay! The giant had come to offer aid! Huzzah! The four compatriots slew the forces of evil and slapped each other on the back in triumph (except the giant, for he was very very tall.) Thusly was Slugger born, and they continue their quest to honor Gorok to this very day.