Space Cretins

Hailing from the aptly named "Jet City" Seattle, WA, the Space Cretins bring a heavy dose of super-cyber punk'rock'n'roll with a neon kick for the good times, with a sound that owes as much to Kiss, the Misfits, and the Ramones as it does to the original Space Commanders Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars. A sound that takes the energy of punk, the snottiness of glam, and the groove of 80's L.A. sleaze rock, which when combined gives you... spaced out, mega-freakin', high-octane, righteous rock, baby, yeah!!!

According to the Space Cretins charter, there are four requirements to becoming a band member: 1) must be attractive to the ladies 2) must love big,dumb Rock 3)must be a great performer 4) must be attractive to the ladies... The Space Cretins members include veterans of the Seattle punk/grunge wars -- Paul Diamond Blow (guitar, vocals); Markass Starkiss Karkass (Bass); Danger Dayne Bam Bam (drums); and Otis P. Otis (guitar)

Space Cretins... the choice of a far-out generation. Hop aboard for the ride...

SPACE CRETINS band members:
Paul Diamond Blow: star guitar, rocket vocals
Otis P. Otis: master blaster guitar
Markass Karkass: four-string jet machine
Danger Dayne Bam Bam: sticks and chicks
Danny Heartthrob: rocket guitar (2010-2012)
Scotty Astronaughty: ace bass face (2010-2012)