The Attic

Welcome to the Attic.

Wait,… what the f**k is this “Attic” and why am I not watching fail compilations on Youtube right now?

Aside from your grandpas old Nazi-uniform and your hairless, cannibal twin-brother, this four-men power-pop group might just be the most ambitious project that ever spawned in the dark and cold section of a suburban home’s attic like yours.
Brought to life in 2014 these four innocent wankers have since been called “really good” and “so talented” by soccer-parents all around their random-ass home-town.

“I wish my kid would be that cool.” – some kid’s surprisingly hot mom.

With their mixture of melodic Power-Pop melodies and riff-based Punk riffs, their modern take of “whatever-Weezer-did” is undeniably catchy and results in an average 8/10 pantie-drop per show-ratio. Their lyrics are NOT AT ALL sarcastic and mean to offend everyone and everything in a REALLY SERIOUS manner.

Releasing their debut album “Welcome to the Attic” (see what we did there?) in 2019, they have since gone on to play multiple shows all over Austria. Like that infectious spot on your nutsack they keep growing and you will one day not be able to ignore them anymore. So stop reading this nonsense and check out their latest tour-dates, because they might even smack YOUR hometown’s ass some time soon.

Until then, check out their songs and music videos, and follow their Instagram! (Trust me, there’s some really f****d up s**t on there)