The Low Classics

You know how once cool unknown bands make it big they don't seem as cool anymore?

With The Low Classics you don't have to worry about that.

Because they were never cool.

These bio-things are supposed to serve to highlight the achievements of the artists which they describe.

The problem is The Low Classics are a group of ne'er-do-wells of the worst order. Their achievements include: trying real hard to follow the conditions of their probation, paying back most of the money they owe, and being punk as fuck even when they're playing calypso music.

Three, sometimes four and occasionally as many as six of them get together and in between fistfights manage to record music.

Sure they've shared the stage with big names and been considered 'du jour' by relevant institutions.

But none of that really matters. Just whether or not we managed to trick YOU into getting this far.

Thanks for listening, and becoming one of the Few.