The [Scoffs]

Forged within the fiery waters of the cuyahoga river, We’re three golems. Foul and grotesque creatures without any symmetrical features other than their spindly limbs adorned with sharp nails that serve just one purpose…to eviscerate their prey. The first of these abomination was John E. Scratch. Loathsomely known for his appalling stench and vulgar and sardonic jests. The second was Sam Hain. Notorious for his gluttony and short temper. As for the third? Well he was cannibalized at birth by the other two.