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On day 6, god created man. After a hundred years, god realised that he had done an extremely poor job and began creating super humans. And the Soggy Chimps were born. Referred to in the bible as the kings of cool, the Soggy Chimps began carrying out their first task, killing jesus. The song jesus is dead is all about this encounter and reached the number one spot in the charts.
England's greatest songwriters were there for every significant event in the history of the world. They cured the world of the black death after finding out their semen had medicinal properties. Another number one record, Lick on my Love Pump was a true story about the cure. Even though history states that Hitler committed suicide, it was really the Soggy Chimps that killed him. They found him cowering in the basement of a German building and rocked him to death, with their memorable hooks, distorted guitars and heavy bass sound. On hearing this, thousands of German women flocked the the scene and the legend of the incredible lovers was born. Some say that on a quiet night, you can still hear women moaning with pleasure.
The Soggy Chimps continue to be the greatest thing to happen to music. What will the future hold for them? Obviously countless number one records and thousands of beautiful women throwing themselves at the world's most amazing band.
England's greatest songwriters were there for every significant event in the history of the world. They cured the world of the black death after finding out their semen had medicinal properties. Another number one record, Lick on my Love Pump was a true story about the cure. Even though history states that Hitler committed suicide, it was really the Soggy Chimps that killed him. They found him cowering in the basement of a German building and rocked him to death, with their memorable hooks, distorted guitars and heavy bass sound. On hearing this, thousands of German women flocked the the scene and the legend of the incredible lovers was born. Some say that on a quiet night, you can still hear women moaning with pleasure.
The Soggy Chimps continue to be the greatest thing to happen to music. What will the future hold for them? Obviously countless number one records and thousands of beautiful women throwing themselves at the world's most amazing band.