TotalJunk

In 1997, he was transported to the earth in a beam of light, where he was found by his adoptive wolf parents. Rufus Ruffright, a Professional Small-Game Hunter, and Marsha Furfeld, an accomplished Night-Howler and mother of 17, raised TJ until the age of 8.

At this point, like his many brothers and sisters, he was ritualistically emancipated by his parents and left to forage and fend for himself.

He meditated for 18 years, filter feeding and learning how to control animals with his mind. Mostly fish. In this time, he became one with music and eventually molded himself into a ball of pure energy and pheromones.

His presence makes children laugh, his actions make Fathers proud, his words make Moms swoon, his laugh makes people question what noise he just made and his sharp humor makes him Mr. Steal Yo Girl.

He visits you in your dreams. He extracts information on how to help you sleep better the next night. He cares only for you, but he wants to warn as many others as he can.

*TJ Castello is self-taught musician from Stormville, NY. As an only child, he searches for patterns and routines that will help him better understand the world around him.

He graduated from Siena College in 2018 with a Bachelors Degree in accounting, and then gained his MBA from Western Connecticut State University in 2020. In this time, he learned absolutely nothing business-related and focused on his Guitar Playing…*