Ty_Makes_Music

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At age of only six and three quarters, Tydeusgranat (better known as Ty_Makes_Music), moved to Greenland to pursue his career of being a country artist. Although a poor desicison on his part due to the abundance of redheads in the area, he swallowed his pride and ended up living in Greenland for 6.28 years. During this time, he would often reside in local French restaurants, on the prowels for inspiration for his next big hit. He believed that if he crossed country and French restaurant music, he would have the entire Billboard Chart to himself. People heavily criticized this idea, but it would end up winning him 6 Nobel Peace prizes.

Tydeusgranat was flattered with the newfound attention, but was hesitant to return back to his home in Colorado. His friends back home wanted him to spent his life as a cobbler, similar to the generations before him. Tydeusgranat declined the offer of devoting his life to crafting only the finest children's mittens, and died of forgetting to blink at the age of 5.