Xanny P

Xanny P is a white suburban culture vulture with no cheese, no hoes, and no swag. With no proof of any parental guidance, local farmers claim that Xanny was raised by horses. After his reign as 3-time Equestrian State Champion, Xanny’s career came to an abrupt halt as he was rushed to the hospital for an alleged overdose. Medical records show no trace of Xanax or any other substances in his system; however, Xanny P claims that Xanax changed his life (hence the name). Xanny P’s music sounds like being alone with Stormy Daniels in a bouncy house. His signature sound is often attributed to Baby God, his resident producer. Baby God is a powerhouse hip hop composer with an impressive catalogue of intensely moving work. Baby God and Xanny P have a mysterious relationship, reminiscent of a mother/son dynamic at times. Baby God claims he created Xanny P using one of his own ribs, although Xanny P recalls nothing from his childhood. The two perform wildly eccentric live shows, which some have described as a similar experience to “taking acid at your grandma’s funeral” or, “getting a tattoo on the inside of your body”. If you’re a fan of Amanda Bynes, Ron Artest, or any of the cast or crew of Ancient Aliens, you’ll be sure to enjoy Athens most popular rapper: Xanny P.