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We interviewed Dave Mustardface after recognising him in a local coffee shop. He appeared to be severely inebriated.
"I use a lot of crabs in my music. I go to the fishmongers in town and pick up as many crabs as I can carry, which is usually around 5 crabs. I remove the pincers and throw the rest away. Pincers can be used for a number of things but what I do is; I tape them to my finger tips and use them to play guitar instead of guitar picks"
We asked several questions but they were met with utter confusion and even rage.
"I use a lot of crabs in my music. I go to the fishmongers in town and pick up as many crabs as I can carry, which is usually around 5 crabs. I remove the pincers and throw the rest away. Pincers can be used for a number of things but what I do is; I tape them to my finger tips and use them to play guitar instead of guitar picks"
We asked several questions but they were met with utter confusion and even rage.
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