The Kepler Mission

There are no words to describe the band. Except reverb-rock. The two words apart don't entirely represent the eargasm that is TKM, but together, joined in hyphenated glory they become the new completely exclusive genre engendered by TKM. They are the only band in the world with their own genre. This genre is better than the classical music of the Cretaceous Period (previously thought to be the world's greatest music.) It is said that Mozart (of said period) was never satisfied with a single piece he ever wrote; this is because he wasn't in The Kepler Mission. If played in its entirety, Mozart's musical catalog would equate to an epic outro short of a TKM song.

'EP: 2010' was the first CD release by The Kepler Mission, this featured the first five songs the band had ever written. The songs detail the birthing process of a machine, from its quiet assembly to the raucous first ignition. It was recorded and released in secret, to glowing reviews. Even NASA liked it enough and decided not to sue the band for stealing their name (and website.) These songs were cool, but TKM was just warming up.

The band is now gearing up to full lethal swing with spontaneous creativity pouring like sweat from hands to instruments at all hours of the day. Their new songs have the courage to lay it down: The reviews are in, and it's better than Pinback times Radiohead to the NINth degree (actual fan statement.)