Wet chris

Wet chris recently arrived on the scene in New York City with the pronounced goal of bringing ‘the power of Jazz, Funk, and Time Travel to one and to all’. A mysterious being, it is unclear whether Wet hails from a dark UK garage, as he says, or if he was in fact fished out (guitar first) from a swamp on the Flora-bama shoreline, by a traveling sage, as his official biography would assert. Those on the west coast of America say he was created by a blue spirit in the desert, and raised by wolves, while the widely known European tale goes that he was schoolmates with Dracula and hidden in the Swiss Alps for centuries, only escaping to Berlin amidst the rise of Krautrock. Whatever the case, he has been deep undercover as 23 year old NYU bushwick rat, Chris Murphy, but as abrupt climate change becomes more noticeable, and this ruse draws to a close: The time has come for the world to get… Wet