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THE COMPILED EXCERPTS OF FAILED ATTEMPTS TO WRITE A SPOTIFY BIO FOR DAVID WIRSIG (ONGOING)
Draft #1:
David Wirsig blends a novelist's sensibility with sweeping and cinematic soundscape vistas to craft a unique concoction which evokes a sense of...
(at this point the author grew bored and slightly nauseated, and minimized the 'Spotify for Artists' tab)
Draft #2
From an early age, David exhibited a special affinity for musical creativity. His Kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Walquist, noted in his Winter semester report card that she had observed in him a tendency to "bang rhythmically on his desk at inappropriate times" and "play his recorder loudly, unsolicited, during scheduled recesses" Another comment details a particularly taxing 'show and tell', in which David recited a poem that he had written and afterward was so embarrassed that he-
(at this point, the author concluded that the anecdote was far too personal for widespread publication, and promptly deleted the text file)
Draft #3
How to make the perfect 'David Wirsig' cocktail:
1 oz HP Lovecraft
1 oz John Darnielle
1 oz Craig Finn
A splash of vague nostalgia for half-remembered nights
Shake Thoroughly, until the blended ingredients are barely recognizable
Serve chilled on a bed of reverb and glockenspiel, and garnish with Ben Gibbard's ashes
(at this point, the author was thoroughly intoxicated and gave up altogether)
THE COMPILED EXCERPTS OF FAILED ATTEMPTS TO WRITE A SPOTIFY BIO FOR DAVID WIRSIG (ONGOING)
Draft #1:
David Wirsig blends a novelist's sensibility with sweeping and cinematic soundscape vistas to craft a unique concoction which evokes a sense of...
(at this point the author grew bored and slightly nauseated, and minimized the 'Spotify for Artists' tab)
Draft #2
From an early age, David exhibited a special affinity for musical creativity. His Kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Walquist, noted in his Winter semester report card that she had observed in him a tendency to "bang rhythmically on his desk at inappropriate times" and "play his recorder loudly, unsolicited, during scheduled recesses" Another comment details a particularly taxing 'show and tell', in which David recited a poem that he had written and afterward was so embarrassed that he-
(at this point, the author concluded that the anecdote was far too personal for widespread publication, and promptly deleted the text file)
Draft #3
How to make the perfect 'David Wirsig' cocktail:
1 oz HP Lovecraft
1 oz John Darnielle
1 oz Craig Finn
A splash of vague nostalgia for half-remembered nights
Shake Thoroughly, until the blended ingredients are barely recognizable
Serve chilled on a bed of reverb and glockenspiel, and garnish with Ben Gibbard's ashes
(at this point, the author was thoroughly intoxicated and gave up altogether)
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